Mad Mark

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When someone says they're gonna do something huge and cool, but it turns out they're just doing something normal and boring.

'I'm gonna quit school and become a rockstar!' ... then he showed up to class wearing a t-shirt that said 'I like pizza.'

'I'm gonna eat the whole cake!' ... then he took one bite and said it was too sweet.'

'I'm gonna start a rebellion!' ... then he fought with his mom over the last slice of pie.'

When someone promises to be super edgy and cool, but ends up being just average and kind of annoying.

'I'm gonna drop out of school and live in the streets!' ... then he showed up to class wearing the same shirt every day.

'I'm gonna start a band!' ... then he just played the same three songs on loop.

'I'm gonna be the next big thing!' ... then he posted a selfie and said 'look at me.'

When someone says they're gonna do something crazy and amazing, but it ends up being something you've seen before and it's not that cool.

'I'm gonna eat the entire pizza!' ... then he took one bite and said it was too greasy.

'I'm gonna start a fire in the school!' ... then he burned his hair and got in trouble for it.

'I'm gonna be a superhero!' ... then he just ran into the hallway and said 'I'm saving the world.'

When someone acts like they're gonna do something amazing, but it turns out they're just being normal and kind of boring.

'I'm gonna start a food fight!' ... then he dropped a single crumb on the floor.

'I'm gonna be famous!' ... then he posted a video of himself sleeping.

'I'm gonna leave the country!' ... then he went to the store and bought a snack.

When someone says they're gonna do something epic, but it ends up being something that's kind of lame and you've seen before.

'I'm gonna eat the whole cake!' ... then he took one bite and said it was too small.

'I'm gonna start a band!' ... then he just played the same song over and over.

'I'm gonna become a legend!' ... then he said 'I'm a legend.'