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A math genius who thinks 2 + 2 = 5 just to mess with your brain
He told me 3 x 4 = 13 because he felt like it.
He added 100 to my lunch debt because he said I didn’t tip enough.
He multiplied my homework by 10 just for fun.
Mad man Mathew
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A guy who screams formulas at the top of his lungs like they’re going to save the world
He yelled ‘FOIL! FOIL! FOIL!’ in the hallway during lunch.
He screamed ‘PEMDAS! PEMDAS! PEMDAS!’ until the principal came out.
He shouted ‘THE SQUARE ROOT OF 16 IS 4!’ in the middle of a math test.
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A math teacher who treats you like you’re the last math student on Earth
He called me ‘the last hope of math’ in front of the whole class.
He said I was ‘the worst student since the invention of math.’
He told me I was ‘a disgrace to the decimal system.’
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A math wizard who could solve equations in his sleep and still would scream about it
He solved a quadratic equation in his sleep and woke up screaming about it.
He dreamed about fractions and woke up crying about it.
He had a nightmare about exponents and woke up yelling about it.
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A guy who thinks he invented math and will tell you he did every single day
He told me he invented math in 2015 and it was a ‘disaster.’
He said he’s the only person who knows how to divide properly.
He claims he’s the ‘king of multiplication’ and I’m just his servant.