Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A mad-man is a fux0r who uses a sock puppet to make stupid comments in the middle of the night.

@madman2000 why are you talking to a sock? #sockpuppetproblems

I just got roasted by a sock puppet. #madman2000

The sock puppet said I’m a fux0r. I am. #madman2000

2

A mad-man is someone who won’t back down even when he’s clearly wrong and the source is telling him to shut up.

I’m not wrong. The source is wrong. #madman2000

He wouldn’t stop arguing even when he was clearly wrong. #madman2000

The source was right. But he wouldn’t admit it. #madman2000

3

A mad-man is someone who acts crazy and people laugh at him, but he still does it anyway.

He jumped on the table screaming. Everyone laughed. He kept doing it. #madman2000

He threw a chair. Nobody stopped him. #madman2000

He ran out of the room yelling. He came back. #madman2000

4

A mad-man is the kind of weed that makes you feel like you’re on fire and it’s the best feeling.

This weed is pure madness. #madman2000

I just smoked mad-man. I feel like I’m on fire. #madman2000

The best high is when you smoke mad-man. #madman2000

5

A mad-man is someone who gives up being sensitive and healthy and just starts drinking, eating, and flirting with secretaries.

He gave up being sensitive and just started flirting with secretaries. #madman2000

He ate a whole steak and drank 3 whiskeys. #madman2000

He gave up being healthy. Now he eats all day. #madman2000

6

A mad-man is someone who’s super angry but has no idea what to do about it and just stands there like an idiot.

He was yelling but didn’t know what to do. #madman2000

He was angry but just stood there like a fux0r. #madman2000

He had no idea what to do with his anger. #madman2000