Mad mailman

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A drunk mess of Moxie and Jagermeister that tastes like regret and bad decisions.
I drank a Mad mailman and now my couch is my best friend.
My roommate made a Mad mailman and it ruined my life.
That Mad mailman was the last straw. I'm filing for divorce.
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When you mix Moxie and Jagermeister like your life depends on it and it doesn’t.
I mixed Moxie and Jagermeister like it was a final exam.
My cousin made a Mad mailman and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.
I tried to be fancy with my Mad mailman and now I'm just fancy drunk.
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The worst hangover you ever had in a glass.
That Mad mailman was the worst hangover I’ve ever had.
My friend drank a Mad mailman and now he’s talking to the ceiling.
I had a Mad mailman and it felt like my insides were on fire.
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