Mad Mafia

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A person who is super angry and acts like a criminal gang. This happens when they drink too much, take steroids, or see their ex with a new girl while they are on their period.

My ex just texted me a photo of her and her new guy at the mall. I’m now a full-blown Mad Mafia member.

I took three steroids and drank a whole bottle of whiskey. I’m a Mad Mafia legend now.

My mom told me my sister’s new boyfriend was at the grocery store. I went to the store and yelled at him like he owed me money.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A person who is so mad they act like a criminal gang. This might be because of a bad breakup, too much alcohol, or a bad haircut.

My ex’s new guy got a bad haircut. I showed up at his work and told him he looked like a chicken.

I drank 10 beers and called my ex a donkey. Now I’m a Mad Mafia member.

I saw my ex with her new guy, and I yelled at them both like they stole my lunch money.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A person who is completely nuts and acts like a crime gang. This can happen when they are mad at their ex, they have a bad day, or they took too many pills.

I took 10 pills and called my ex’s new guy a donkey. He ran out of the store like I was going to kill him.

My ex showed up at my house with her new guy. I screamed so loud my neighbor called the cops.

I had a bad day at work and decided to take down my ex’s new guy like he was my enemy.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A person who is so furious they act like a gang of criminals. This can be caused by an ex showing up with a new guy, or because they drank too much and took too many steroids.

I saw my ex with her new guy, and I yelled at them both like they were my enemies.

I took steroids, drank all my beer, and then I screamed at my ex like she was the devil.

I saw my ex at the mall with her new guy, and I chased them down like they were running from the police.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A person who acts like a criminal gang because they are super mad. This can be from seeing an ex with a new guy, drinking too much, or being on their period.

My ex showed up at my house with her new guy. I yelled at them both like they were my enemies.

I drank all my soda and took 5 steroids. Now I’m a full-blown Mad Mafia member.

I saw my ex at the park with her new guy. I ran after them and yelled like I was going to kill them.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A person who is so angry they act like a gang of criminals. This might be because they saw their ex with a new guy, they drank too much, or they took too many pills.

I saw my ex with her new guy, and I screamed at them like they were my enemies.

I took 10 pills and yelled at my ex’s new guy like he was the devil.

I drank a whole bottle of wine and started screaming at my ex like she was my worst enemy.

by Slangipedia 8d ago