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A person who can do things so well it makes your brain explode and your mom cry.

That guy can draw like a god. My brain just shut down.

She can code in her sleep. I’m still trying to figure out how to turn on my computer.

He can rap in three languages. I can’t even say hello in Spanish.

Somebody so good at what they do, it’s like they have a magic wand and a curse.

She can dance like she’s been doing it for 100 years. I’ve only been doing it for 10 seconds.

That guy can cook. I burned my toast and it still laughed at me.

He can play piano with his feet. My feet can’t even find the floor.

A person who is so good, they make you feel like a sad, wet noodle.

He can beatbox like he’s been doing it for 20 years. I just tried to make a noise and it sounded like a broken kazoo.

That girl can sing. I tried to sing and my dog started barking.

He can solve math problems in his head. I need a calculator and a dictionary.

Someone so talented, they make you feel like you just lost a fight with a pillow.

She can paint like Van Gogh had a twin. I can’t even draw a stick figure without it looking like a confused potato.

That guy can play guitar like he’s been doing it since the 1800s. I just picked up a guitar and it laughed at me.

He can do magic tricks. I tried to pull a rabbit out of my hat and it came out screaming.

A person so good at their thing, they make you feel like you just tried to speak to a wall.

That girl can write poems. I tried to write one and it came out like a broken toaster.

He can run faster than a cheetah on a sugar rush. I just ran and my legs gave up.

She can act like she’s been in Hollywood for 10 years. I tried to act and my face just froze.

A person who is so good, they make you feel like you just tried to eat a whole pizza by yourself.

He can play video games like he’s been doing it since the 1980s. I just started and my character died before the game even began.

That girl can sing opera. I tried to sing and my neighbors called the police.

He can solve mysteries in seconds. I took 10 minutes to figure out why my sock is missing.