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when your partner is drunk and wants to have sex so bad they scream at you. it's like the worst and best thing ever at the same time.
i came home and she was yelling at me because she was too drunk to walk. i said 'what's wrong?' she said 'i want sex and you're not doing it right.'
he was so wasted he tried to have sex on the couch. i told him to get up, and he said 'no, this is the best position.'
she was drunk and threw her phone at me because i didn't text her back. i said 'what's wrong?' she said 'i want sex and you're being a jerk.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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when your partner is angry and wants to have sex so bad it feels like a war. it's like you're both fighting and making out at the same time.
she was mad because i forgot her birthday. i said 'i'll make it up to you.' she said 'i don't want a gift, i want sex.'
he was yelling at me because i spilled coffee on his shirt. i said 'i'll clean it up.' he said 'no, i want to have sex instead.'
she was so angry she punched me. i said 'what's wrong?' she said 'i want sex and you're being a pain.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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when your partner is wasted and wants to have sex so bad they don’t care if you're wearing pants. it's like the most ridiculous and amazing thing ever.
he came home drunk and said 'take off your pants.' i said 'why?' he said 'because i want to have sex and you're being a bother.'
she was so wasted she tried to have sex in the grocery store. i said 'what are you doing?' she said 'i want sex and you're not helping.'
he was drunk and tried to have sex in the car. i said 'we're not going anywhere.' he said 'i don't care, i want sex.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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