mad loot

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a pile of cash so big it could pay your mom’s lawyer
I just got mad loot from the casino. My mom’s lawyer is getting a raise.
He robbed the bank and got mad loot. Now he’s rich and my mom is mad.
I saw mad loot in the trash. Someone’s gonna be rich and my mom’s gonna be mad.
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so much money it could buy you a car and your brother’s face
I got mad loot from my uncle. He bought me a car and my brother got a punch in the face.
That guy got mad loot and now he drives a car and my brother’s nose is broken.
She got mad loot and bought a car. My brother got a face full of money.
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a stack of cash so high it could make your dad’s pants fall down
He got mad loot and my dad’s pants fell down in the mall.
I saw mad loot and my dad’s pants fell down during the lunch break.
She got mad loot and my dad’s pants fell down in front of the whole class.
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