mad long hours

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When someone gets stuck in a job like a rat in a cage and doesn’t get out for days. It’s like being forced to work until your soul screams.
I’ve been at this job for 12 hours straight. My eyes are melting.
My boss says I can leave when I’m dead. I don’t think I’m far from that.
I’ve been working since 6 AM. My coffee is now my best friend.
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When you work so much that your body forgets what a weekend is. You’re just a tired meat sack with a job.
I haven’t seen the sun in three days. My coworkers are now my only friends.
I had to work on my birthday. My cake was left in the fridge.
I came home so late I missed my dog’s bedtime story.
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When your job is so bad that you’d rather get hit by a bus than go back to work. You’re just surviving, not living.
I’d take a bullet to the brain before I go back to that office.
I worked 14 hours straight. I now have a second personality.
I’m so exhausted I dream in Excel spreadsheets.
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When your job is like a prison and your boss is the warden. You don’t get out until you’re completely broken.
My boss is like a prison warden. I’m not getting out until I’m a zombie.
I’ve been working for 16 hours. I’m now part robot.
I’ve been stuck here since Monday. My coworkers are my only company.
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When you work so much that your brain starts to question if you’re still human. You’re just a workaholic robot.
I’ve been working so long I forgot how to breathe.
I came home so tired I fell asleep in my pants.
I worked 10 hours straight. I now speak in paragraphs.
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