mad laze

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so lazy you’d rather let your hair fall out than move your butt

Bro, I’ve been sleeping since breakfast. My hair’s already gone. I’m not even mad.

My dog walks more than I do. I’m not even mad laze, I’m just sad laze.

I’d rather die than get up. My bed is my best friend. I’m not even mad.

so lazy you’d rather eat a whole pizza than do one push-up

I ate a pizza and watched TV. I did zero work. I’m mad laze, not even slightly mad.

My laziness is so strong, I turned my couch into a second home. I’m not even slightly mad.

I’d rather eat a whole pizza than do one push-up. I’m mad laze, not even slightly mad.

so lazy you’d rather let your mom do your homework than think for five seconds

My mom did my homework. I didn’t even think. I’m mad laze, not even slightly mad.

I let my dog do my math. I’m so lazy, I don’t even know my own numbers.

I didn’t do my homework. I let my dog do it. I’m not even mad.

so lazy you’d rather die than lift your head up

I didn’t even lift my head. I’m so lazy, I died in my sleep. I’m mad laze, not even slightly mad.

I didn’t move my head. I’m so lazy, I might as well be a statue. I’m not even slightly mad.

I let my pillow do my job. I didn’t even lift my head. I’m mad laze.

so lazy you’d rather get yelled at by your mom than do one chore

I let my mom yell at me. I didn’t do one chore. I’m mad laze, not even slightly mad.

My mom yelled at me, but I didn’t do one chore. I’m just lazy, not even mad.

I let my mom yell at me for no reason. I’m mad laze, not even slightly mad.

so lazy you’d rather get a tattoo than move your finger

I got a tattoo. I didn’t move my finger. I’m mad laze, not even slightly mad.

I got a tattoo instead of moving my finger. I’m too lazy for my own body.

I got a tattoo. I didn’t even move my finger. I’m not even mad.