Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A man who has lost all sense and is now just a walking disaster. He does things so wild, even the devil looks at him and says, 'I didn't see that coming.'

My cousin tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and then screamed like a baby.

My neighbor tried to wrestle a goat in the middle of the street.

My friend jumped into a lake wearing only socks and a sandwich.

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The kind of person who doesn't just talk about doing something crazy, they actually do it and then laugh in your face about it.

My brother drove his car through a wall because he thought it was a game.

My cousin tried to sing karaoke at a funeral and nobody laughed.

My friend tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and then cried.

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3

A person who goes all out to do something stupid just to prove how cool they are, even if no one else cares.

My friend tried to write a poem about his socks and posted it on the internet.

My cousin tried to start a fight with a chicken at the grocery store.

My brother tried to ride a bike on a treadmill and fell over.

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4

A person who thinks they're the best thing since sliced bread, but everyone else thinks they're just a pain in the ass.

My brother thinks he's a rock star because he knows all the words to one song.

My cousin thinks she's a movie star because she took a selfie in a restaurant.

My friend thinks he's a magician because he made a paper airplane.

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5

A person who thinks they did something epic, but in reality, they just did something dumb.

My brother tried to run a marathon in his pajamas and gave up after five minutes.

My friend tried to propose to his dog and got rejected.

My cousin tried to fly a kite in a hurricane and it exploded.

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6

A person who thinks they're the king of the world because they live in a tiny house and think they're the best.

My neighbor moved to a tiny house and now thinks he's a legend.

My friend thinks he's the king of Carlingford because he has a packet of NZ'S.

My brother thinks he's the best because he lives in a shoe.

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7

A monster of destruction who will not stop until the world is broken and everyone is screaming in pain.

My brother threw a couch out of a window and laughed like a maniac.

My friend tried to destroy a whole pizza with his bare hands.

My cousin punched a wall until it looked like a modern art piece.

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