Mad Kota

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When a person does something so shady it makes your brain short circuit and your nose bleed
Bro just texted me 'I saw you at the store' like he's Sherlock Holmes
My cousin tried to flirt with my crush and it was like a war zone
My mom said she saw my dad at the mall and now I don't trust anyone
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When someone acts like they're trying to steal your spotlight and your lunch money at the same time
My friend said my crush is 'not that cute' and now I'm mad
My brother told my crush I'm a 'weirdo' and now they're confused
My teacher said I was 'not trying' and I'm like 'what is this'
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When someone does something so dumb it makes your brain yell at you and your feet start dancing
My crush said my friend is 'not cool' and now I'm confused
My dad said my mom is 'not cute' and now I'm mad
My teacher said I was 'not paying attention' and I'm like 'you're not either'
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When someone says or does something so annoying it makes your brain want to quit and your nose start snoring
My crush said my friend is 'not funny' and now I'm confused
My brother said my crush is 'not cute' and now I'm mad
My teacher said I was 'not listening' and I'm like 'you're not either'
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When someone does something so dumb it makes your brain short circuit and your feet start tap-dancing
My crush said my friend is 'not cool' and now I'm confused
My dad said my mom is 'not cute' and now I'm mad
My teacher said I was 'not paying attention' and I'm like 'you're not either'
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When someone does something so sus it makes your brain feel like it's on fire and your feet start doing the cha-cha
My crush said my friend is 'not funny' and now I'm confused
My brother said my crush is 'not cute' and now I'm mad
My teacher said I was 'not listening' and I'm like 'you're not either'
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