Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so cool it makes your brain explode like a fireworks show in a toilet.

Man that wave was mad kiff, I nearly peed myself.

Your haircut is mad kiff, like a lion ate a disco ball.

That sandwich? Mad kiff. I’m gonna die happy.

2

so awesome it could make a goat cry and a priest swear.

That surfboard? Mad kiff. I want to marry it.

Your dance move was mad kiff. I think I just became a hippie.

That pizza? Mad kiff. I’m gonna die in a pool of cheese.

3

so good it’s like your mom, your dad, and a donkey all gave you a high five.

That wave was mad kiff. I just screamed like a banshee.

Your joke was mad kiff. I laughed so hard my dog peed on the floor.

That cake? Mad kiff. I’m gonna eat it and then die.

4

so amazing it could make a teacher cry and a cop blush.

That surf session was mad kiff. I almost forgot how to breathe.

Your laugh is mad kiff. I think I just got a new best friend.

That burger was mad kiff. I might have eaten it with my hands.

5

so cool it could make a chicken run and a robot sing.

That wave was mad kiff. I nearly jumped out of my skin.

Your voice is mad kiff. I think I just got a new soundtrack.

That cake was mad kiff. I think I just became a king.