mad kids

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A bunch of loud, dumb kids who think they’re cool because they know every song from the last tour. They’re not frats. They’re not wookies. They just like to scream and dance like they’re at a rave in a cornfield.
I saw a mad kid wearing a shirt that said ‘I survived the 2018 tour’ and still didn’t know the lyrics to ‘Kitty’
My cousin is a mad kid. He brought a boombox to the show and tried to sing ‘Llama’ in a falsetto
My dog is a mad kid. He howls at the light show like it’s trying to kill him
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When you do something so wild it makes your mom cry and your dad leave the room. It can be a thing. It can be a person. It can be a feeling. It can be a curse.
I ate 12 tacos at 2 a. m. That was a mad kid moment
I texted my ex ‘you were never my favorite’ and then sent a 12-minute voice note. That was a mad kid moment
I tried to juggle three phones at the same time. That was a mad kid moment
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When some dumbass tries to mess with your food and you hit them with some fire. It’s like a food fight but with more drama and less napkins.
He tried to put ketchup on my grilled cheese. I threw my coffee at him. That was a mad kid moment
She tried to steal my fries. I used my burger to slap her. That was a mad kid moment
He tried to put hot sauce in my soda. I chugged it and yelled ‘I’M A GOD’ and ran out of the restaurant
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