mad kerchiger

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Something so weird and crazy it makes your brain explode. Like when your mom wears socks to a barbecue and starts talking to the meat.

My dog ate my homework and then did a backflip.

My uncle tried to build a spaceship in his garage with duct tape and rage.

My teacher said math was 'the new cool thing' and I cried.

Anything that’s so out of control it’s like your life got hit by a tornado and your pants caught fire.

My cat started a band and now plays the saxophone at 3 a. m.

My little sister tried to turn my phone into a pizza and it didn’t work.

My dad tried to be a superhero and failed at it.

Something so wild it makes your brain go 'what the hell is this?' and your face go 'oh no.'

My neighbor started a war with his neighbor just because of a sandwich.

My mom started singing opera in the grocery store and no one stopped her.

My brother tried to teleport and ended up in the fridge.

Anything that’s so weird it’s like your brain is being tickled with a flaming noodle.

My dog started a YouTube channel and now has 2 million followers.

My brother tried to become a wizard and now lives in a closet.

My teacher said 'the moon is made of cheese' and I believed her.

Something so crazy it makes your brain say 'I give up' and your pants say 'I’m out.'

My little brother turned my pet goldfish into a rock band.

My mom started a dating app for potatoes and it worked.

My dad tried to run for president and got stuck in a tree.