mad keks

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Trouser pants so wild they look like they were drawn by a madman on a bender. Wear them with a boring shirt to make everyone else look like they lost a bet.
My pants have flamingos and explosions. I looked like I was about to start a war.
I wore my mad keks to work. My boss asked if I was trying to scare the customers.
My friend’s mad keks had dinosaurs riding bikes. I had to explain it to the entire class.
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Trousers that are so crazy they make your brain hurt. You wear them to show off and make people question their life choices.
My mad keks had a unicorn wearing sunglasses. I was too cool to care.
I wore them to the grocery store. The cashier looked like she was about to quit.
My mad keks had a pizza fighting a robot. I had to explain it to my mom.
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Pants so insane they could make a math teacher cry. Wear them with a boring shirt so people know you’re messing with them.
My mad keks had a cat wearing a crown. I looked like a king with no brains.
I wore them to the park. Kids ran away screaming.
My mad keks had a giant hot dog. My friend said I looked like a burger.
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