Mad Kaiser

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Shionne's meaty husband who thinks he's a god because he knows every detail of Tales like it's his own damn biography

'I know more about Tales than your whole family!', said during a family dinner, while eating a whole pizza by himself.

'You think you're cool? I've beaten the final boss of Tales 12 times in a row!', said while wearing pajamas at 3 a. m.

'You're just jealous because I know the lore better than you know your ex's dating life.', said during a screaming match on Discord.

Shionne's husband who talks about Tales like it's the only thing that matters, and everyone else is just background noise

'I'm not even listening to you, I'm trying to figure out why the knight in Tales 2 didn't just punch the dragon.', said during a phone call.

'If Tales didn't exist, I'd be crying in a corner.', said while eating cereal at 11 p. m.

'You're not even important right now, I'm too busy figuring out the plot of this game.', said while ignoring a text from his wife.

Shionne's husband who thinks he's the king of Tales and everyone else is just a peasant

'I'm the king of Tales, you're just a peasant.', said while eating a sandwich during a video call.

'Peasants don't understand the power of the final boss.', said while arguing with his wife on Twitter.

'If I were a peasant, I'd be crying in a field, not eating pizza at 2 a. m.', said while snacking on pizza and watching a Tales stream.