mad junkie hos

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two ugly girls who stick together like glue. one is a walking meatball, the other is a face made of lard. they come to parties, guzzle beer and eat chips like it's their job, then try to flirt with hot guys and make them feel stupid.
they showed up to the party with a six-pack of cheap beer and a bag of stale chips
they tried to make out with the guy who brought the pizza
they called the DJ a 'fat fag' when he didn't play their favorite song
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two girls who are so ugly they make the rest of the world look good. they drink until they're sick, then try to seduce guys who don't even know they're there.
they showed up to the party with a bottle of wine and a bucket of fried chicken
they tried to kiss the guy who was already with his girlfriend
they left the party throwing up in the bushes
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two girls who are so fat they should be in a group called 'the blob'. they drink like it's a sport, then try to act like they're cool with the guys.
they came to the party with a cooler full of beer and a bag of popcorn
they tried to sit next to the guy who had the best shirt
they left the party because they couldn't fit in the car
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