Mad John

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A drunk pirate who lives in Southfields, London, and rides a magical bike that flies like a pirate ship on meth. He also has a cutlass that stretches like a lazy kid’s legs.
Mad John yelled, 'Find the Iceberg!!' while throwing a bottle of rum at me and David.
He told us to find the Iceberg, then fell asleep on a bench.
Mad John screamed, 'Find the Iceberg!!' and then tried to eat a whole pie.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mad John is a pirate by day, a god by night. He’s got a magic cutlass and a bike that flies, but he’s also the reason the Titanic sank. Probably.
He said, 'I’m god, and I’m telling you to find the Iceberg!'
He told me, 'I’m god, and I’m gonna make you find the Iceberg.'
He whispered, 'I’m god, and I’m gonna find the Iceberg myself.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He drinks a special brew that makes him puke, pass out, and then yell, 'Find the Iceberg!!' at you in the middle of the night.
He texted me, 'Find the Iceberg!!' then puked on my doorstep.
He DM’d me, 'Find the Iceberg!!' then fell asleep on a park bench.
He yelled, 'Find the Iceberg!!' and then passed out on my couch.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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