mad jelz

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a crazy need to be better than someone else because they got something you want or someone you like

My best friend got a new phone and now she’s mad jelz because I didn’t get one too.

He saw me talking to his crush and instantly turned into mad jelz.

She got promoted and now she’s mad jelz because I’m still stuck in my old job.

when you’re so green with envy you start thinking bad thoughts about people just because they’re getting attention or stuff you want

He’s mad jelz because his ex is posting about her new life and her new guy.

I got a better grade than her and now she’s mad jelz and wants me to fail.

His friend got a free meal and now he’s mad jelz and wants to burn the restaurant down.

when you’re so jealous you’d rather poop on your own face than let someone else have what you want

She saw her friend’s new car and now she’s mad jelz and is considering stealing it.

He got a date to the prom and now he’s mad jelz and is trying to sabotage my relationship.

I got a free pizza and now he’s mad jelz and wants to eat my face.

a form of jealousy so strong it makes you want to scream, throw things, and maybe even swear at the person who got what you wanted

I got a new game and now my brother is mad jelz and is screaming at me.

She got a good grade and now my friend is mad jelz and is throwing erasers at her.

He got a new phone and now my dad is mad jelz and is threatening to take mine away.

when someone gets jealous so bad they start thinking about how to make the other person’s life worse just because they got something they want

I got a new bike and now my neighbor is mad jelz and wants to steal mine.

She got a good job and now my friend is mad jelz and is trying to make her quit.

He got a date and now my brother is mad jelz and is trying to make him fail.

a type of jealousy that makes you want to punch someone’s face just because they got something you wanted or someone you like

She got a new phone and now my friend is mad jelz and wants to punch her.

I got a good grade and now my brother is mad jelz and is trying to beat me up.

He got a date and now my dad is mad jelz and is trying to ruin their relationship.