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when someone is so jealous they turn into a raging monster and start spitting lies like they’re on fire, telling everyone the person they hate is a fake, a robot, or a drunk idiot who stole their life and will never stop until one of them is in a coffin or in jail for life
My ex said my new boyfriend was a fake and that I was brainwashed by a ghost.
He told the cops my best friend was a serial killer who faked her death.
She claimed my dog was a spy from Mars and that I was a robot who stole her soul.
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this is when someone is so jealous they start screaming like a banshee, trying to get you locked up for things you didn’t do, like being a pirate, a witch, or a thief who stole their first kiss
She told everyone I was a thief who stole her childhood dreams and her first love.
He said I was a pirate who came back to haunt him and take his money.
My neighbor said I was a witch who turned her cat into a robot.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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this is when someone is so jealous they become a full-on lunatic, spreading total nonsense like it’s going out of style, telling people you’re a fake, a fraud, a fake human, or a fake friend who never existed
He told the whole school I was a fake and that I didn’t exist in real life.
She said my best friend was a robot who came to steal my soul.
My mom said I was a fraud and that I didn’t have a real heart.
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this is when someone is so jealous they go full-on crazy, telling people you’re a fake, a fake friend, a fake lover, a fake human, or a fake ghost who haunts their house every night
My ex said I was a ghost who came to haunt her and steal her happiness.
He told everyone I was a fake and that I had never been in love.
She said I was a fake friend who never existed and who stole her life.
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when someone is so jealous they start acting like a total lunatic, telling everyone you’re a fake, a robot, or a liar who stole their life, their dreams, their first kiss, or their whole damn soul
She said I was a robot who came to steal her soul and her first kiss.
He told the whole office I was a liar who stole his job and his life.
My friend said I was a fake and that I had never been real.
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this is when someone is so jealous they go full-on psycho, telling people you’re a fake, a robot, a ghost, a liar, or a fake friend who never existed and who stole your life
He said I was a ghost who came to haunt him every night.
She told everyone I was a fake and that I had no real friends.
My neighbor said I was a robot who stole her dog and her sanity.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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