Mad Hurt

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A nickname for a person who looks like they fell into a trash can and didn't wash their face since the invention of dirt.
'That girl is mad hurt. She looks like a raccoon got into her makeup bag.'
'He called her mad hurt and then tripped over a trash can.'
'She's mad hurt and smells like old pizza and regret.'
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A person so ugly they make your eyes hurt just by looking at them.
'I saw her in the hallway and my eyes cried. She's mad hurt.'
'He said she was mad hurt and I believed him. My eyes are still sore.'
'She walked in and my eyes went on strike. Mad hurt.'
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A person so unattractive they could make a ghost cry and a zombie blush.
'That girl is so mad hurt, even the ghosts are laughing at her.'
'He said she was mad hurt and I saw a zombie blush. That's real.'
'She's so mad hurt, my dog ran away.'
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A person so ugly they could turn your day from okay to disaster in one glance.
'She walked in and my day went from okay to disaster. She's mad hurt.'
'He said she was mad hurt and my day went from fine to a disaster zone.'
'I saw her and my day was ruined. Mad hurt.'
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A person so unattractive they could make your lunch taste like regret.
'She's so mad hurt, my sandwich tasted like regret.'
'He said she was mad hurt and I threw my food away.'
'I saw her and my lunch was ruined. Mad hurt.'
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