mad hot shit breath

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When someone is standing near you and their breath smells like your dog shat in a dumpster and it’s on fire!

My neighbor’s breath hit me like a dumpster fire. I almost ran away.

That kid’s breath smells like my dog’s back yard after a hot dog festival.

I thought I was eating burnt toast, but it was his breath.

When someone’s breath is so hot and smelly it feels like your dog shat in a sauna and then screamed at you!

His breath was like my dog’s sauna nightmare. I could taste the shame.

She walked in and I knew my dog had a party in her back yard.

I swear I could smell the sh*t from three blocks away.

When someone’s breath is so gross it’s like your dog shat in your sock drawer and then laughed at you!

Her breath smelled like my dog’s sock drawer after a long day of sh*tting.

He walked by and I knew my dog had a second job in his back yard.

I could’ve lived off his breath. It was that bad.