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So attractive you could make a dog forget where it buried its bones.
You look like a snack that just walked into a dog park.
That guy’s face is so pretty, I think it’s gonna get a tattoo.
She’s so hot, my dog tried to hump her leg.
mad hot
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You’re so cool, you could make a jail cell jealous.
You’re like a smoothie that doesn’t need a blender.
That dude’s vibe is so chill, he could freeze a fire hydrant.
She’s so neat, my mom would cry at her clean socks.
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You’re so gangster, you could rob a bank just for fun.
He’s so gangsta, he got a jail cell to sign his autograph.
She’s so neat, she could clean my brain out.
That guy is so gangster, he wore a suit to a fight.
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They’re so close to you, their breath smells like your dog’s bad day.
That guy is standing there like he’s gonna eat your face.
She’s so close, I think she’s gonna whisper secrets to your dog.
His breath smells like your dog’s first time in a trash can.