Mad Horn

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A person who’s so horny they think about nothing but getting lucky, eating ass, and slamming every available body.

'I saw him staring at the barista like she was the last piece of pizza on Earth.'

'He tried to flirt with the security guard. Twice.'

'He asked the mailman if he had a girlfriend. He did.'

When you're so drunk and so horny you'll sleep with anyone who moves, even if they're covered in pizza grease and regret.

'She got wasted at the party and ended up with three guys in the parking lot.'

'He drank six beers and tried to seduce the bartender.'

'They kissed in the elevator. Then they fought over who was the best kisser.'

A person from Mid-Ulster who can’t wait to get their pants off and will have sex with anyone, anywhere, anytime, especially if they’re wearing socks.

'He asked the librarian if she wanted to go to the library. She said yes.'

'He had a one-night stand with the pizza guy.'

'He tried to kiss his neighbor’s dog.'