mad homo

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A guy who wears glitter like it’s a job and still thinks he’s not a girl. Also what happens when you try to have sex with a man who thinks he’s a unicorn.
My cousin is a mad homo. He wears a dress to football games and still yells at me for eating nachos.
My boss is a mad homo. He thinks he’s a rockstar and still shows up to work in a tutu.
My uncle is a mad homo. He tried to have sex with my dog and got kicked out of the house.
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A man who thinks he’s a girl and still tries to make you pay for his glitter. Also the reason you’re stuck in a gay bar with a man who won’t stop singing.
My neighbor is a mad homo. He sings in the shower and still thinks he’s a pop star.
My brother is a mad homo. He tried to buy me a dress for my birthday and got called a f***ing f***.
My dad is a mad homo. He still thinks he’s a girl and won’t stop wearing my mom’s makeup.
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A guy who wears makeup like it’s a religion and still thinks he’s not a girl. Also what happens when you let a man who thinks he’s a unicorn have sex with you.
My friend is a mad homo. He wears lipstick and still thinks he’s a man. I don’t know what that means.
My coworker is a mad homo. He came to work in a dress and still thinks he’s a rockstar.
My brother is a mad homo. He tried to have sex with my dog and still thinks he’s a unicorn.
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