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A guy who wears glitter like it’s a job and still thinks he’s not a girl. Also what happens when you try to have sex with a man who thinks he’s a unicorn.
My cousin is a mad homo. He wears a dress to football games and still yells at me for eating nachos.
My boss is a mad homo. He thinks he’s a rockstar and still shows up to work in a tutu.
My uncle is a mad homo. He tried to have sex with my dog and got kicked out of the house.