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you’re so high you think you’re king, but you’re also so mad you want to punch the person who told you the punchline was fake

I just smoked three blunts and my cousin told me the joke was a lie. I’m king of the blunts and I want to murder him.

I’m high as a kite and I’m mad because my mom said the pizza was just okay.

I’m high and mad because my friend told me the movie was a rip-off, and now I want to burn the theater.

you’re so stoned you think you’re a god, but you’re also so mad you want to scream in the face of your friend who said your music is bad

I’m high as a goose and I’m mad because my friend said my music was the worst ever.

I’m stoned like a rock and I’m mad because my dog ate my sandwich and I think it was a conspiracy.

I’m high and I’m mad because I just got told I’m a bad dancer by my crush.

you’re so high you think you’re on fire, but you’re also so mad you want to throw your friend out of a window for telling you the joke was a setup

I’m high like a flamingo and I’m mad because my friend told me the joke was a setup and now I want to throw him out the window.

I’m so high I think I’m on fire and I’m mad because my mom said my math test was a disaster.

I’m high and I’m mad because my friend just said my dance moves are the worst and now I want to punch him.