mad hatter disease

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Going crazy from breathing in mercury vapor from hat factories. It’s like being stuck in a toxic oven wearing a hat that smells like wet socks and regret.
My grandma had mad hatter disease. She tried to make hats for 10 hours a day and now she talks to pigeons.
That guy at the factory was so messed up from mercury, he thought his hat was a portal to another dimension.
My uncle’s mad hatter disease got so bad, he tried to eat his hat for lunch.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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Women who juggle everything, work, kids, husbands, and their own sanity, while trying not to scream in public.
My mom has mad hatter disease. She’s the CEO of her own life and doesn’t even know it.
My sister has to be a mom, a teacher, and a part-time magician. No wonder she’s losing her mind.
My aunt had to fake being happy at work, happy at home, and happy at the grocery store. She’s not happy anymore.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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Dentists who went nuts because they got rid of old fillings and now they’re acting like they’ve been hit by a car full of glitter and rage.
My dentist got mad hatter disease after switching from amalgam to composite fillings. Now he yells at the ceiling.
That dentist tried to fix my teeth and now he thinks I’m a spy from the 1800s.
The dentist at my clinic got so mad from the new materials, she started drawing on patients’ teeth with a marker.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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