mad-hatted

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When your beer sweat makes the coaster glue to the table like a stupid fool wearing a hat that won’t come off.

I tried to lift my glass and the coaster stuck like a dumbass wearing a hat for ten years.

My coaster wouldn’t budge like a mad hatter who won’t take off his hat even when it’s on fire.

I tried to pick up my beer and the coaster stuck like I was the mad hatter in a horror movie.

Smoking weed with your best buds until you’re all stoned and acting like total manchildren.

We smoked so much weed we turned into stoned man-children.

Me and my boys got high and started screaming about pizza like we were in a cartoon.

We got so high we thought we were in a movie and started talking like we were the main characters.

When queefers use this word like it’s the most important thing ever, even though it’s just a beer and a dumb hat from a weird book.

My friend called me mad-hatted like it was the most important thing ever, but it’s just a beer and a weird hat.

She said I was mad-hatted like it was a fancy title from a book I haven’t read.

He called me mad-hatted because he thought it was cool, but it’s just a beer and a hat from a weird book.