Mad harem

The imam said it was a mad harem when five cows got beat up by the same bull.

My cousin joined a mad harem and now he’s got a black eye and a bruised ego.

The bull at the mosque is the reason for the mad harem.

The mad harem happened right during prayer time, and the bull didn’t care.

My uncle’s cow got publicly shamed by a bull at the mosque.

The bull chose the fattest cow for the mad harem.

The mad harem is the reason the cows all have broken legs.

They call it the mad harem because the bull just hits them for fun.

Every Friday the mad harem starts and the cows all run away.