mad hand

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Skills so amazing that watching them makes people wish they were getting a full-on blow job.

That kid just did a backflip into a dumpster and came out smiling.

She solved the math test in 30 seconds and still had time to text her crush.

He threw a perfect no-look pass and then flexed like he just won the whole game.

Moves so good that people get a hard-on just by watching them.

That guy just ran a mile in 4 minutes and still had energy to yell at the teacher.

She finished her lunch in 10 seconds and then drew a perfect portrait.

He did a triple backflip and landed on his feet like it was nothing.

Talents so strong they make people wish they had a strapon and a good hand.

He ate an entire pizza in one bite and still had room for ice cream.

She finished her homework in 5 minutes and then danced like no one was watching.

He did a perfect trick on his skateboard and then challenged the whole school to a race.