mad hammed

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You stuff so much ham in your face you act like you’ve been drinking motor oil and your mom’s old wine.

My uncle ate six legs of ham and passed out on the couch like a deflated balloon.

I tried mad hammed and now my pants are permanently stained with glory and grease.

My dog went mad hammed and now he’s trying to dig through the floor to get more ham.

You’re so full of ham you think you’re a pig in a Minecraft world and you’re about to fall into the void because you’re too fat to jump.

My cousin went mad hammed and tried to log in to Minecraft and just fell into the void forever.

I tried mad hammed and my body is now a block that can’t move.

My brother ate so much ham he looked like a pig in a Minecraft map and fell into the void.