Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your hair is so wild it looks like a raccoon got into your head and started a fight.

My dog has better hair than me today.

I looked like a tornado exploded in my shower.

My hair is so crazy my mom thinks I'm possessed.

2

Your hair is so messed up it looks like it was hit by a train and then a hurricane.

My hair looks like a goat got tangled in my head.

I tried to brush it and it started a war.

My hair is so bad my teacher thinks I'm faking sick.

3

Your hair is so crazy it makes a dog look like a model.

My hair is like a wild animal escaped my head.

I looked like I had a monster in my shower.

My hair is so bad my brother thinks I'm a witch.

4

Your hair is so bad it makes a cat look like it just won a beauty pageant.

My hair is like a tornado had a party in my head.

I looked like I had a squirrel attack in my shower.

My hair is so crazy my dad thinks I’m a ghost.

5

Your hair is so wild it looks like it was attacked by a group of monkeys.

I looked like I had a zoo in my head.

My hair is so bad my neighbor called the police.

My hair is like a monkey threw a banana at me.

6

Your hair is so messed up it looks like a war broke out in your head.

I looked like a battle happened in my shower.

My hair is so bad my friend thinks I'm a monster.

My hair is like a warzone in my head.