Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A way of acting so stupid it makes your brain quit.

I eat cereal for dinner every night. No matter what you say.

I text my ex at 2 AM just to say I miss him. He doesn’t reply.

I wear socks with sandals in public. People look at me like I’m a criminal.

2

Doing stuff so crazy it should be illegal.

I drink coffee at 3 AM and then do yoga. I’m not even tired.

I text my mom 10 times a day about my feelings. She’s sick of me.

I wear a hat inside. It’s my superpower.

3

A way of living that’s so dumb it makes your head explode.

I eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I’m not even joking.

I talk to my plants. They don’t talk back. But I still do it.

I wear pajamas to the grocery store. It’s my comfort zone.

4

A way of acting that’s so dumb it should be banned.

I listen to music while I shower. I don’t care if people laugh.

I text my crush 20 times a day. He doesn’t even know who I am.

I wear sunglasses at night. It’s my thing.

5

A way of doing things that’s so dumb it makes your brain cry.

I eat ice cream for dinner. Every. Single. Night.

I talk to my dog like he’s my best friend. He doesn’t care.

I wear socks with sandals and a hat. It’s my style.