Mad Grimey

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When something is so messed up it smells like a toilet clogged with pizza grease and regret.

My mom tried to make a cake and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong.

The school bus driver yelled at a pigeon and it turned into a war.

My brother tried to do a TikTok dance and fell into a puddle.

When everything goes wrong and people laugh like they just won the lottery while you’re crying in a puddle.

My math test had a question about aliens and I cried.

The internet went out during my Zoom meeting and my dog barked at my laptop.

I tried to make breakfast and my toaster exploded.

When things are not right and it’s like your brain is on fire and you don’t know why.

My teacher said I failed because I drew a dragon on my math paper.

My dog ate my homework and then my sister cried.

I tried to do my hair and it looked like a tornado hit my head.

When something isn’t supposed to be funny but it is like you just got hit by a clown on a trampoline.

My dad told a joke about a cow and it was the worst joke ever.

My mom tried to be funny and said my brother was a vegetable.

My friend made a joke about my socks and I laughed so hard I cried.