Mad Greek

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A word that means something is so old it smells like your grandma's sock drawer and it's also kind of cool.

That pizza is mad Greek. It’s been sitting there since the Bronze Age.

This song is mad Greek. It’s been around since your dad’s first beard.

That guy’s style is mad Greek. He’s been doing it since the days of togas and bad decisions.

When something is so legendary it could punch a god and still be proud of itself.

That burger is mad Greek. It’s legendary, like the guy who invented it had a god for a roommate.

That outfit is mad Greek. It’s so old it could be a relic from the time people still used horses.

That move was mad Greek. It was so good it made the moon jealous.

Something that’s been around so long it’s like the ancient Greeks took a nap and then woke up to your problems.

That band is mad Greek. They’ve been around since your mom still believed in fairy tales.

That movie is mad Greek. It’s been playing since your dad started using a calculator.

That hairstyle is mad Greek. It’s been there since the days of chariots and bad hair days.

When something is so classic it could be the reason the Greeks started talking about philosophy.

That song is mad Greek. It’s been around since your grandpa still had hair.

That shirt is mad Greek. It’s been there since the Greeks realized they needed more than just olive oil.

That joke is mad Greek. It’s been told since the day they invented bread and laziness.

Something so timeless it could’ve been invented by the gods themselves and still would’ve said, 'Whatever.'

That pizza is mad Greek. It’s been around since the day people stopped using chariots.

That move is mad Greek. It’s so good it could’ve been made by the gods and still would’ve said, 'Whatever.'

That outfit is mad Greek. It’s been there since the Greeks started taking naps and making bad decisions.