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When you're so broke you eat whatever's left in the fridge and hope it doesn't kill you. It's like a food fight between your stomach and your soul.

My mom made me eat expired soup and bread. I now live in the afterlife.

I ate a whole plate of burnt toast and ketchup. My dog died from the smell.

I tried to eat my brother's lunch. It had hair in it.

When you're so hungry you eat whatever is in front of you, even if it was once a pet.

I ate my cat's old food. Now I taste like a sad feline.

I ate my brother's science project. It was a moldy sandwich.

I ate the last piece of pizza. It was probably poisoned.

When you're too lazy to cook and just throw everything in a bowl and hope for the best. It’s like food, but also a punishment.

I threw my dog's food in a bowl and ate it. My dog now hates me.

I mixed cereal, pizza, and ketchup. I now live in a dream.

I ate my shoe. It was the only thing left.

When you’re too broke to buy food, so you eat whatever you can find, even if it's been dead for days.

I ate my neighbor’s dead rat. I now speak to the dead.

I ate a whole bag of expired chips. I now float in the sky.

I ate my mom’s old hair. It tastes like regret.

When you're so broke you eat whatever is left, even if it looks like it was hit by a truck.

I ate a burger that was crushed by a truck. My mouth now smells like a garbage can.

I ate my brother's old math test. It was full of errors.

I ate a plate of spaghetti that had been sitting there since 2018.

When you’re too broke to eat properly, so you just eat whatever is in the trash, even if it was last week’s lunch.

I ate my dad’s old lunch. It had hair in it.

I ate a plate of expired pizza. I now live in a dream.

I ate my sister’s old homework. It was full of mistakes.