mad gas on the grill

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A face so bad it looks like it was made by a kid who got hit with a hammer and a bad diet.
My cousin’s face is mad gas on the grill. I think he slept in a trash can.
I saw my teacher’s face and I swear it was mad gas on the grill. I almost cried.
My dog ran away from my face. It was mad gas on the grill.
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When your face is so bad it could make a monster cry and a ghost run.
My brother’s face is mad gas on the grill. He looks like he was born in a dumpster.
I walked into a room and saw my friend’s face. It was mad gas on the grill. I ran out.
My mom’s face is mad gas on the grill. I think she used a shovel to make it.
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A face so bad it should be banned from Earth and sent to the moon.
My neighbor’s face is mad gas on the grill. It looks like a raccoon got into a fight with a donut.
My dog barked at my face. It was mad gas on the grill. I felt insulted.
My uncle’s face is mad gas on the grill. I think he ate a whole pizza for breakfast.
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A face that could scare a ghost and make a vampire blush.
My brother’s face is mad gas on the grill. I think he got hit with a brick and a bad idea.
I saw my dog’s face and it was mad gas on the grill. I think he was born in a trash can.
My teacher’s face is mad gas on the grill. I think she slept in a sock.
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A face so bad it should be put in a museum and given a lifetime pass to the trash can.
My cousin’s face is mad gas on the grill. He looks like he was baked in a microwave and then stepped on by a cow.
I walked into my classroom and my teacher’s face was mad gas on the grill. I think I got a headache.
My dog ran away from my face. It was mad gas on the grill. I felt bad.
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A face that could make a monster cry and a ghost run for cover.
My mom’s face is mad gas on the grill. She looks like she got hit by a truck and a bad breakfast.
I saw my dog’s face and it was mad gas on the grill. I think he was born in a trash can and died in a sock.
My brother’s face is mad gas on the grill. I think he got hit by a donut and a brick.
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