mad friday

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Mad Friday is the final Friday before Christmas. People quit work early, chug beer like it’s their job, and pass out in the street like drunk babies.

My boss said 'see you next year' and I said 'see you in the gutter'!

I got so wasted I forgot my own name and my friend’s face.

I woke up on the floor of a pub and my pants were missing.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Mad Friday is when the last Friday before Christmas hits, and if Christmas is on a Saturday, it’s a week earlier. People drink so much they think they’re Santa’s long-lost cousin.

I tried to dance in a pub toilet and got stuck behind a man who was crying in the corner.

I drank so much I blacked out and woke up on a stranger’s couch.

I tried to kiss my boss and he looked like he wanted to kill me.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Mad Friday is when the last Friday before Christmas rolls in, and people go wild. They drink, they fight, and they forget they’re supposed to be acting like adults.

I tried to sing karaoke and my voice sounded like a dying cat.

I got into a fight over a pizza and now I hate my friend.

I drank so much I forgot my own name and my friend’s face.

by Slangipedia 5h ago