Mad foo foo

My cousin is a mad foo foo. He eats pizza at 3 a. m. and yells at the moon.

My teacher called me a mad foo foo because I drew on the walls with marker.

My dog is a mad foo foo. He barks at the mailman like he’s going to die.

My mom is a mad foo foo. She wears socks with sandals and thinks it’s a fashion statement.

My brother is a mad foo foo. He tried to talk to a cow and got yelled at.

My neighbor is a mad foo foo. He dances in the park like nobody’s watching.

My friend is a mad foo foo. He threw his lunch at the teacher and got detention.

My dad is a mad foo foo. He wears pajamas to work and talks to his plants.

My cat is a mad foo foo. He knocks over my coffee and runs away like he’s a superhero.