mad fit

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When you look so good you make people want to throw up from jealousy
I walked in and the whole room stopped breathing. I was that mad fit.
My outfit was so good, my ex called me to ask for a divorce.
He saw me and dropped his burger. That was a mad fit.
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When you come in like a hurricane and everyone else is just background noise
She entered the club and the DJ forgot the beat. That was a mad fit.
He showed up in a car that looked like it came from the future. Mad fit.
The second she walked in, the whole party changed. Mad fit.
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When your outfit is so good it makes people question their life choices
He wore a suit so good, his coworkers asked if he was a magician.
She came in dressed like a goddess. People started questioning their life choices.
That outfit was so good, my mom asked if I had stolen it from a fashion show.
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When you look so good, people start arguing over who gets to compliment you first
The second she walked in, two guys started fighting over who gets to say 'you look good' first.
He was so mad fit, the barista and the customer started a debate about him.
She entered the room and my friends forgot how to breathe. They were too busy arguing over who gets to talk to her first.
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When you look so good, people forget how to function
He walked in and my boss forgot to answer the phone. That was a mad fit.
She showed up dressed to kill, and the whole office forgot how to work.
The second he came in, the barista spilled coffee on the customer. That was a mad fit.
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When your outfit is so good, it makes people want to rip their clothes off
She walked in and the guy next to me looked like he wanted to rip off his shirt. That was a mad fit.
He came in so good, the guy in the back was sweating through his pants. Mad fit.
She looked so good, the guy at the bar started taking off his layers like it was a fashion show.
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