Mad fatty

My uncle mad fatty'd the whole family at Thanksgiving. He ate four pies and screamed about the mashed potatoes.

She mad fatty'd the gym by doing 50 push-ups and then crying about her hair.

He mad fatty'd the bus ride by talking to the driver about his ex for 20 minutes.

The pile of pizza on the table was a mad fatty. It looked like a monster had vomited in the middle of the room.

His collection of shoes was a mad fatty. You could live in it.

The amount of candy he ate was a mad fatty. It was like a whole store exploded in his mouth.