Mad Fap

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Getting so furious you start smacking your junk like it stole your lunch money and you're screaming about how you're the king of everything

My boss said I was late again. I fapped so hard my neighbors called the cops.

My ex texted me. I fapped so hard my phone broke.

My pizza was cold. I fapped so hard my socks came off.

When you're in the middle of a fap and your brain randomly decides to go look for the weirdest porn ever

I was fapping to normal stuff. Then I saw a goat wearing a hat. I couldn't stop.

I was fapping to a guy in a suit. Then I saw a duck in a tutu. I died.

I was fapping to a normal guy. Then I saw a guy wearing a banana. I laughed so hard I fapped again.