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How Julie Chen looks when she’s wearing too much makeup and still thinks she’s hot.

Julie sent a selfie at 11 PM and wrote, 'I’m still beautiful.'

She walked into the room and said, 'I look like a queen.' Then she sneezed.

Her face was smoother than my mom’s lie about the cake being healthy.

When Julie Chen is so pretty she makes the other contestants cry and then laughs at them.

The contestant cried and said, 'I can’t even look at you anymore.' Julie just smiled and said, 'That’s why I win.'

She looked so good, the judges forgot to score her and just stared at her face.

One contestant said, 'You’re like a beauty monster.' Julie said, 'I’m just getting started.'

Julie Chen’s face when she’s so pretty it hurts and she knows it.

She said, 'I don’t need makeup, I’m naturally flawless.' Then she used three kinds of makeup.

The camera zoomed in on her face and it was like watching a masterpiece being painted.

She looked so good, even the lights blinked for her.