mad erb

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Weed so strong it makes your brain explode. Grown by peasants in B. C. and smoked by people who think they’re cool.

My cousin ate a whole joint and now he’s screaming at a toaster.

That weed made me pass out during math class. I woke up talking to the ceiling.

I tried to smoke mad erb and now my dog is doing the can-can.

The weed so good it turns you into a monster. Comes from B. C. and is loved by people who have no life.

I ate mad erb and turned into a dragon. My brother tried to fight me. He lost.

My mom smoked mad erb and started singing opera in the grocery store.

That weed made me eat the entire pizza. I had to wear my brother’s pants.

Weed so crazy it makes your brain go on vacation. Grown in B. C. and used by people who have no idea what time it is.

I smoked mad erb and now I think my fridge is my grandma. It keeps telling me stories.

My friend ate mad erb and tried to marry his toaster. It was a disaster.

That weed made me dance in the middle of the street. People thought I was insane.