Mad Elephant

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When someone throws their cum all over your face like you’re a dirty dish, making you go crazy and flap your arms like a drunk elephant. If it hits your eyes, you’re now the blind mad elephant, and you’re probably crying.
My cousin did this to me at a party and I ran out screaming
He sprayed me in the face during a Zoom call and my boss had to leave the room
I got the blind mad elephant and I couldn’t see my phone for a week
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A stupid word from a card game that people use to pretend they remember funny stuff from years ago. It’s basically a joke for old farts who still think they’re cool.
My grandpa yelled ‘Mad Elephant!’ at the dinner table and no one laughed
My mom used it in a text to my dad and it was just sad
My teacher said it and I had to fake a cough to hide my laughter
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When a guy wiggles his hips like a monkey on a trampoline, making his cock swing around like a drunk elephant’s trunk. It’s the worst, and you can’t look away.
My brother did it at the gym and the whole class laughed
I saw it in a bathroom and I had to wash my hands three times
He did it during my presentation and I failed the test
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