Mad Elbow Drops

My cousin tried to eat a whole pizza crust with his face. It was like a horror movie.

She licked the inside of a shoe that had been left outside for a month. I still have nightmares.

He used a fork to dig into a pile of spaghetti that had been sitting in a hot dog bun for three days.

My mom tried to put ketchup in my soup. It looked like a crime scene.

He ate a whole plate of burnt toast and then tried to kiss me. I ran out of the room.

She put hot sauce on her ice cream and then tried to feed it to my brother. He cried.

My dad tried to eat a whole plate of scrambled eggs that had been sitting in the sun for two hours.

She put mayonnaise on her toast and then tried to eat it with her hands. It was like a war zone.

He used a napkin that had been on the floor for a week to wipe his face. I threw it away.

My brother tried to eat a whole slice of pizza that had been left in the trash for a day.

She used a spoon that had been in the sink for three days to eat her soup. I almost vomited.

He took a bite of a sandwich that had been sitting in the sun for a week. His face turned red.

My sister tried to eat a whole plate of spaghetti that had been left in the microwave for two hours.

He took a bite of a burger that had been sitting in a hot dog bun for a day. It was like a monster attack.

She used a fork that had been in the garbage for a week to eat her salad. I threw mine away.