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A Mad Dumper is a kid who thinks pooping is an art form. He throws his poop everywhere like it's a talent show and asks why corn always sticks to his crap like it's a conspiracy.
He pooped on the ceiling during lunch and yelled, 'This is my masterpiece!'
He dumped his poop in the principal's coffee and said, 'I'm giving you a gift.'
He pooped on the gym floor and said, 'This is my way of saying hello.'