mad dumb

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Mad dumb is when you act like a total idiot and nobody knows why you're being so loud and stupid at the same time.

I tried to explain the math problem, but I just screamed the answer like it was a war cry.

She started dancing in the middle of the grocery store because she thought she was famous.

He yelled at the traffic light like it owed him money.

Mad dumb is when you're so dumb you think your dumbness is actually smart and people just roll their eyes at you.

He tried to fix the printer by hitting it with a hammer. It broke. He was like, 'Now it’s fixed.'

She told her mom she was going to be a superhero. Her mom said, 'Okay, but wear pants.'

He ran into the school principal’s office and said, 'I came to fight you.'

Mad dumb is when you’re so dumb you’re actually making everyone else feel dumb just by being around you.

He kept trying to explain how he invented the wheel. Nobody believed him.

She told the teacher the Earth was flat and the teacher was like, 'Okay, but I’m still grading you.'

He tried to talk to the dog like it was a philosopher.

Mad dumb is when you’re so dumb you think your dumbness is a superpower and you’re gonna save the world with it.

He ran into the middle of the road and yelled, 'I’m the king of the street!'

She tried to start a band with her cat. It didn’t work.

He told his friend he could fly. Then he jumped off the couch and broke his ankle.

Mad dumb is when you're so dumb you don’t even realize you're being dumb and people are just watching you do dumb stuff.

He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it came out of his nose.

She told the teacher the moon was made of cheese and the teacher said, 'Okay, but you still have homework.'

He tried to walk on his hands and fell into a puddle.