Mad donkey shit

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You call someone this when they're the worst at whatever they're doing and look like they just crawled out of a sewer.

You said 'Mad donkey shit' to your cousin after he missed every single shot in the basketball game.

Your friend texted you 'Mad donkey shit' because your dog ate her homework.

Your teacher yelled 'Mad donkey shit' at you for falling asleep during the math test.

This is what you say to someone who’s so bad at something it feels like they’re doing it in slow motion and with a broken arm.

You told your brother 'Mad donkey shit' after he lost the video game match in 10 minutes.

Your mom sent you a DM saying 'Mad donkey shit' because you forgot your lunch again.

Your friend called you 'Mad donkey shit' for singing in the shower like it was a concert.

You throw this at someone who’s so bad at something it’s like watching a baby try to ride a bike.

You said 'Mad donkey shit' to your classmate after he failed the science test and cried.

Your sister texted you 'Mad donkey shit' because you spilled your cereal all over the floor.

Your dad yelled 'Mad donkey shit' at you for eating the last of the pizza.